By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 664
You deserved it 4 189

Same thing different taste

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I recently discovered a kind of 'disease' where the people who have it connect letters and/or numbers with colours. Let me Google it... Synesthesia, that's the one.

Its just the hormones, nothin to worry about

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Isn't tabitha the name of the girl from the ring or is that just what scary movie 3 named her?

tj5810 21

It was actually Samara in The Ring but in the parody, it was Tabitha. (My names Tabitha)

I'll never look at the T the same way... Lol

NO. "T" isn't orange OR stabby. "T" is a salmonish pink color and it's made of that fabric that old women's jackets from the 80s are made out of. Like vinyl but not as plastic-y. Besides, "T" likes to dance. Who hates DANCING?

That's not hormonal, dude. That's batshit-crazy.

TheyCallMeDamien 17
linkinpark98 23

My name starts with "L". :D

tgod710 4

are you positive she doesn't have schizophrenia ..

lilmslady 11

Dafuq? Jkjk she's just hormonal don't take it to heart

s1ckpup 0

YDI. Who the hell would name their kid tabitha in today's day and age. Go back to the 20th century... or buy a cat and name it that.