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By smoothmove - 26/06/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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Sunday 26 June 2011 12:18

What you need, is a proposal pillow.

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Sunday 26 June 2011 12:15

hmm what a nice fiancé

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eaarreola 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:42

it's an answer from God, don't marry her!

jasonrn1990 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:58

that might of been god telling you to hold up lol

AloysiusWeasley 15

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:05

Run dude, just run. What a huge bitch.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:36

Don't marry that chick. If she really cared shed be worried when you hurt yourself

DReamBig24 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:42

awwww that's so sad. but people are right, you're probably not in shape then.

Quall1357 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:46

you should have sprained her knee then laughed at her.. haha

sky22_fml 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:15

Hmmm could be a sign? lol

Vash879 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:47

it's a sign dude. RUN AWAY!!!!1!!!1

dadof2 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:09

quick point if she laughed you got your answer

spongebob63 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:16

well 1. you could wait and if she says yes, cancel it and if she says nothing dump her :) I'm sorry. she's a bitch

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