Love: Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose...

By smoothmove - 26/06/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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that1kid82 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:18

What you need, is a proposal pillow.

TheCrazyAli28 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:15

hmm what a nice fiancé

Comments

crackbunny626 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:10

I'd take that as a no....

idgts 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:13

is she still laughing?

WTFGOTOHELL 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:54

take the ring and throw it at her eye, then laugh your ass off as she rolls around in pain. TADA!

xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 27 June 2011 2:07

If she says 'yes' it will be an entertaining proposal to tell your future kids

xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 27 June 2011 7:31

story*

lethal_judgement 1

Monday 27 June 2011 2:32

she should have appreciated the gesture.

alexFYL 11

Monday 27 June 2011 2:46

No answer = better than no! Get better soon. Roll up to her in your temporary wheelchair and ask her.

Just2MuchCrazy 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:54

dude that must suck ass.....

alzeer 5

Monday 27 June 2011 5:23

I think her reaction to your pain should be enough to tell you that you were wrong from the beginning to even think of a life long bond such as marriage.