Love: Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose...

By smoothmove - 26/06/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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Sunday 26 June 2011 12:18

What you need, is a proposal pillow.

TheCrazyAli28 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:15

hmm what a nice fiancé

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StuffedNinja 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:09

Well that's kinky.

tylerpienta 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:14

thats a sign from god saying she's not the one or not right now sorry bruh

illegalsarcasm 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:38

Well, it's good to know you aren't ever on your knees.

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:43

She gave you an answer of what she thinks of you when she laughed at you. If you ask her again you are a dumb ass.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:33

no, YOUR a fat unkind pumpkin.

quivx 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:01

The things that delay you might just save you

marcyfrances 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:05

you probably shouldn't marry someone who couldn't give you an answer right away

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:26

She gave you an answer, you just didn't pay attention.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:32

So, what're you complaining of? This unfortunate event caused you to see that she is a bitch and saved you from marrying her.

AfroChupacabra 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:40

Congratz......haha

CrazyGirl445 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:50

I still would've answered. being the kind of girl I am I would've be happy with that.story. cause I have a sense of humor

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML

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Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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