By Annette - 22/09/2012 16:17 - United States - Seattle

Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
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alexlovescandy 3

Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!

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9inchesSoft 11

The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP

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im_bored_tired 12

Congrats on the new job!! :D

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im_bored_tired 12

Especially since finding a job is so hard these days!!

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perdix 29

After all those years of frustration and heartache, being ugly has finally paid off! See, we told you it would get better.

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Inspiration to ugly people everywhere!

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kotana191 8

that doesn't mean your ugly. maybe everyone else who tried for the job is just overly beautiful. just trying to be positive!

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Hey, at least you got a job:)

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olpally 32

Congrats on the job! What a dick move to say that though... Jeez.

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perdix 29

Another positive (not it the medical way) way to look at this, you are probably merely plain or homely. If you were freakishly ugly, you would also cause a major distraction. Hairy moles are every bit as distracting as big ******* that form a generous cleavage.

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