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By Annette - 22/09/2012 16:17 - United States - Seattle

Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

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Unnerved

By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By Dude - 23/10/2010 15:13 - Singapore

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By fabiennemorin35 - 30/08/2016 09:29 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By nottananny - 21/07/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML

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alexlovescandy 3

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:14

Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!

9inchesSoft 11

Saturday 22 September 2012 22:15

The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP

Comments

sjonnemans 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 11:35

That too is sexual harassment you know?!

jsons 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 11:52

liar

sanjana378 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 12:43

Oh I'm sorry anyway congo

gader 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 13:16

Grape your coc* and say, do you mean this!?

ricolaguy 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 14:15

Seinfeld.

baileymarie102 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 22:24

Aww, I'm sorry. That was awful of him to say! Look on the bright side though, at least you have a job. (:

nachosbabygurl 9

Monday 24 September 2012 1:21

on the bright side u got a job

youaint 2

Monday 24 September 2012 5:43

So that's where all the jobs in America are going? ****!

BloodFaerie 21

Monday 24 September 2012 8:42

Wow... what do you do for a living? I've always worried that I was denied previous jobs in retail, customer service, etc because I wasn't good looking enough... and it does seem that even the jobs I have gotten hired for had a lot of good looking people that got treated better by management.... so I just wondered where you work that being "less attractive" was a plus... (I was loathe to say you were ugly since I have never seen you and wouldn't be crass enough to think that the manager was right just because he said such a hurtful thing to you...)