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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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newmandotcom 6

Well yeah, do you know how many bills it takes to make even 5Lbs?

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Green_submarine 4

Lets hope it's a low number, for your weights sake.

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natural711 6

I hope you're fat! Cause if ur skinny then ur broke as hell

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HOB0HUNTER 2

Indeed, at least you aren't an entire country...WTF was that supposed to mean?

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AgentSmith79 9

I think this is true for most people. I mean, seeing as how each dollar bill weighs less than a fraction of an ounce, it would take hundreds of dollars to equal a pound of weight.

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