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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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Jurornumber7 4

Count in pennies. That should make you feel better. :)

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missknh101 6

That's how it is nowadays, times are hard man. some people have less than 100 dollars in there bank, so I'm pretty sure people have it worse than you jus sayin.

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cassie13091 10

I wish I had $100 in the bank, I'm.in the negatives right now. :(

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His_Holiness 18

Better start riding a bike to work, exercise + saving money from not driving.

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dancegeek1 3

Either you're really fat or ur broke! Either way…sucks for u!

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vanessa09865 23

Amazing idea: work your ass of on your job! literally! then you moneys will go up and your weight will go down

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fordneagles 34

I don't see how bringing your bank balance into this was relevant. I don't keep money in my bank account and my weight is fine, but it's still more than the amount I have in my account. An FML reading "Today, I realized I'm fat and broke. FML" is more to the point, but perhaps wouldn't have been approved for lack of being overly dramatic. Go for a walk without going to Maccas and you'll be fine.

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twinny_sc 13

Psh that's most college students these days. I weigh 135-140 and that's WAY more than what's in my account!

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