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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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yup93 7

chances are, you aren't the only one

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Zephianaxo 7

I weigh more than the amount of money I have in my bank account.. and I weigh 135 pounds. So what.

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Sputnikspak 13

Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming disabled after graduating from college! Student loans to pay, can't work, get a pittance from the government and essentially spend my life trying to keep my bank account balance above overdraft. Effing Lupus.

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rafty4life 3

So does 99% of Africa, and most of them weigh less then 100 pounds. Quit bitching, and sell the cell phone or computer you typed this on.

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kobelstone23 13

Okay, OP, look people keep commenting "you need to change your habits" like they know crap. They don't know anything about you so they can quit being so condescending. So as long as you're working your ass off and not making excuses for yourself they can't say crap.

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xactownife 7

Me too and I only weigh 120

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