By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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saIty 17

I'm guessing you make some exotic faces when you play with your schlong.

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CantBeatMe2007 5

Or his/her shlort

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RedPillSucks 31

schlort!! Bahahahahahah

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TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4

If u see some1 looking at u in the mirror... Look them in the eyes and finish like a boss

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DarkHelmet 10

It makes you disgusting as well as pathetic; that you would bust a nut looking at yourself to get off

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oneFUCKINword 8

Bit harsh don't you think? What ever happened to open-minded-ness? I, personally, find it a tad creepy, but whatever floats their boat. As long as OP's happy, what does it matter? I'm sure you have a dirty little secret regarding what turns you on too.

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tctheamazing 7

13- people get off to more vile and horrible things than what OP does.

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egc573 40

Quite a moral dilemma this must be. There is a third option here, though; I've rarely ever met a narcissist who isn't pathetic. So hopefully, dilemma solved!

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day624 14

I think thats first- gross; second-pathetic

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every1luvsboners 11

It just means you've got one hell of an imagination. I can't remember the last time I had to use my imagination to fap. It would probably take 2 hours of hard-core fapping to achieve under those circumstances.

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RedPillSucks 31

Two hours!!?? Did you have any skin left?

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Bluekaren16 19

Just don't think about it. Its actually quite healthy and normal. Well i suppose so.

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LordOfLincoln 6

Both. You need a blow-up doll to mate with.

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luckyd880 12

Or u know...a gf!

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