By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Lifeispain147 6

OK WTF? one get out yes its fine to ********** BUT THIS...THIS is just wrong. to get to this point your gonna be the "forever alone" in your group (if you have any) of friends

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yesyesnonono 10

If you're a guy, it's gross and pathetic. If you're a girl, it's kind of hot.

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mld4657 28

eh it's just what you prefer. I know plenty of people who do that. it's like having sex in front of a mirror but there's only one person instead of 2,3,4,5....

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Setion 8

Honestly? If you can only achieve ****** looking at yourself yes, I'd say something was wrong. If this is just something that makes it better for you, then I wouldn't be too worried. There are far weirder kinks out there. And anyway, if you do have sex with someone else, you'll probably be more comfortable with your body because you've seen your responses for yourself. What is a little weird is relying on the internet to tell you if you're weird =)

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dead_insects 18

well...it IS your hand that's getting you off, so.... ;)

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Albarufus 13

Well if you don't love yourself, who else will? Crap, I just saw myself in the reflection of my iPhone! So horny!

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irritatedone 5

Hell I saw you in ur comment and got horny.

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SanaSazi 32

It makes you hit if yr a girl and if yr a guy... Ewwww lol :-)

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