By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Comments

noisebox 1

As long as you don't start getting excited about the idea of other guys jerking off, or you jerking them off because you then run the risk of becoming a poofter!

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GrahamWilliams 0

You are so weird!!!

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davek 36

Both, YDI, and I facepalmed so hard my hand went through the wall behind me.

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scadeypants 2

Narcissistic. I do it. It's not my fault that no one is as sexy as me... But seriously, it's hot. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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Wvaddour 0

It means u are gay bc u like playing with dick and seeing yourself play with dick probably imagining u are doing it to another guy

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nixster 3

I think it's actually pretty hot to watch yourself.. Plus, you get to see what you look like when other people see you ?

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Jonaahhhh 12

I hope someone gets this reference: Hit the lights... It's boner time!

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