Miscellaneous: Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm....

By WatchOut - 16/08/2013 16:04 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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By WhereforeArtThouJustice - 10/12/2014 21:49 - Portugal

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

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By graciegold95 - 06/12/2014 16:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

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By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 11:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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Saturday 17 August 2013 1:24

Oh those teachers that refuse to be wrong. However why did you wait till the last minute?

AninOnin 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:24

Remember that next time you're late for class.

Comments

1jordan1 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:43

Show up late for class. That pisses me off how teachers do that.

StanSmith_fml 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:43

Change your clock on your phone to 20 minutes ahead and show up 20 minutes late using her reasoning. That'll show the commie bitch.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:12

OP would want to set it 20 minutes behind, not ahead, to do that. Setting it 20 minutes ahead would just make him or her get places at least 20 minutes early.

xxVampiresRulexx 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:44

Wouldn't the time show up of when you submitted it? If you did it online it should.

TheHeavyOne 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:56

FYL & YDI. FYL because it was technically on time but YDI for waiting that long. I have no pity for you because I've screwed myself over by procrastinating. Learn from it.

dimespot 5

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:01

It's pretty standard practice to use the time of the person in charge. Grow the **** up and always hand shit in early.

funsizedbecka 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:01

Why did you wait until the last minute to turn it in?

rhevenge 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:08

next time leave plenty of time until the deadline....like 30 minutes.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:17

Yid for choosing to submit a project 5 minutes before the deadline.

olpally 32

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:19

What nit picky thunder ****. Jeez. You should've had it done way in advance though. I call this FML a wash.

Cheezes 7

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:47

This is why you don't literally wait until the last minute, idiot.

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:56

Five minutes is a somewhat reasonable amount of time. The more "idiotic" (by your definition) action would be the misuse of literally that annoys everyone on the Internet. Jeez.