Money: Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law...

By a tad whipped - 28/04/2013 20:44 - Australia

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By unfortunategeek - 23/12/2010 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 14:01

Today, my mother-in-law called to find out how the first week of school went for the kids. She spent most of the call complaining about her husband. I'd like to send her a bill for her trying to use me as a therapist. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 15:24 - United States - Coshocton

Today, my mom grabbed my phone, said she was taking it because I'd been disrespectful, and hung up my call. I'd been speaking with a work client. This is the gratitude I get for paying all her bills for the past 2 years, all because she's too lazy to get a job. FML

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Narcissistic parents FTW

By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 08:52 - Australia

Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML

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toaster012 17

Monday 29 April 2013 1:22

Wow. She's very cruel.

Keevarou 17

Monday 29 April 2013 1:23

Looks like she is the one who deep throated a cactus, she's really stingy. But you should try and take it as high as you can and see If you can get the money back somehow, good luck OP and sorry to hear about how unlucky you are with family

Comments

arkin5 4

Monday 29 April 2013 13:22

Soooo ..... Did you deep throat it?

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 29 April 2013 13:35

And then Grandma didn't get to see the grandkids until she did trust me that usually works when my older sister and mom fight bad enough my sister won't let my mom see her kids until she does whatever is needed last time it was anger management classes

whY402Jay 12

Monday 29 April 2013 14:20

Put liquid LSD on her vibrator.

thehowiie 6

Monday 29 April 2013 15:03

your mother-in-law has the quite way with words, if I may say so myself.

AnimeBitch 14

Monday 29 April 2013 16:08

Sounds like Benny.

pattayarick 8

Monday 29 April 2013 18:03

THAT was a job for your spouse, not you.

jal0320 3

Monday 29 April 2013 19:15

OP, I can sympathize. I have a psychotic ex-mother-in-law that is so irritated by not being able to control me now that I've divorced her equally psychotic son, she's taken me to court the last 2 years demanding "Grand Parenting Visitation Rights". Unfortunately, I had a complete dolt for a lawyer, and she won. Now she's fighting for more time as, apparently, 1 weekend a month, 48 extra hours during the Christmas season and an entire week during the year isn't nearly enough. Good luck!

Kaylan_Paige 6

Monday 29 April 2013 21:54

Better start deep throating

chosha_fml 26

Monday 29 April 2013 23:57

If your wife can't sort it out (her family, after all) then write the money off. But don't ever lend more. And if you have kids, you and your wife might want to cut contact altogether. A grandparent like that will only do your kids psychological harm.