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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By lucas - 12/12/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By floff - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML

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The price is right

By Kevin - 06/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML

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sonywebbie 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:40

I wanna hear the aftermath man

aforbiddendance 23

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:41

I hope you were wearing socks..

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jayceejaco 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:47

Acetone helps

scottyspot 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:49

Get some good solvent and a new pair of shoes. Even some from Goodwill would be better than what you have!

lysx84 24

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:53

Yeah, I may have done that too.

McPickleStache 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:53

at least it wasn't hot glue

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:24

Hot glue would've set before OP got his foot in the shoe. That stuff is awesome for all kinds of things :)

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:55

one shouldn't trust those commercials in blind faith..

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:57

The good news is that now, you only have to buy one shoe at a time! The bad news is you can only wear outfits that match your new appendage.

daniel_dd31 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:00

Now you have no choice but to go on that run you promised yourself last week.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:04

I've done that before ne

Pavillioned 7

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:08

I hope your foot is ok OP.

imchacon22 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:13

I've had super glue spill on my leg before, so I feel your pain that's horrible

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