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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By lucas - 12/12/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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The tape

By floff - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML

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The price is right

By Kevin - 06/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML

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sonywebbie 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:40

I wanna hear the aftermath man

aforbiddendance 23

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:41

I hope you were wearing socks..

Comments

Shepherd1992 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 6:51

I did that with a pair of work gloves once. Not fun taking them off.....

czeptoks 8

Thursday 14 November 2013 7:48

ouch, that sucks! hope you're ok OP.

Dusty_Busters 15

Thursday 14 November 2013 10:16

You probably should have checked, just saying.

kittyluvsk 1

Thursday 14 November 2013 17:44

Nail polish remover removes super glue

erinraus 8

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:12

Nail polish remover should get it off painlessly

lolsmilyfaceherr 1

Friday 6 December 2013 4:24

Wow we have a genius here *claping*

JH159753 21

Monday 28 July 2014 3:33

Use lemon juice to dissolve super glue. It worked when I spilled some on my fingers and got them stuck together.

gilbertclarence 9

Sunday 30 October 2016 5:49

I guess we don't wear socks

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