Miscellaneous: Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue...

By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 239

By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 37 812

By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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You deserved it 46 382

By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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You deserved it 14 782

By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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You deserved it 35 187

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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You deserved it 57 729

By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

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You deserved it 5 962

Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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You deserved it 1 013

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:44

make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers

Crusheddd 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:35

ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...

Comments

Terfy 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:37

Fyl because you have a tongue piercing.

smgboo 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:40

It happens all the time. Suck it up and deal.

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:39

Never happened to me. And I don´t know anybody that had that happening to them, so I´m not sure why everbody thinks it happens "all the time"... But btt, just buy a new one.

TheFireEternal 26

Wednesday 23 November 2016 19:48

so yes this is old. However it does happen all the time. I've had my tongue pierced for 6 years and I can't count the amount of tongue rings I've swallowed. Granted only the entire bar once, but still.

alexxss_fml 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:25

Roll up those sleeves OP!!!

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:17

that's gonna hurt comin' out the other end

moemoney8888 7

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:52

Makes no sense, saying TODAY I swallowed my piercing for my tongue YESTERDAY

bethluvsyou 15

Monday 7 October 2013 7:07

She swallowed the piercing she had bought the day before she swallowed it.

BorderlineCreep 4

Monday 2 July 2012 23:03

How does one swallow a piercing? I could see swallowing the jewelry that goes in a piercing, but not the piercing itself.

ptv1105 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:48

That happened to me the 2nd week I had mine done.:T

RN_1324 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:22

I have had my tongue pierced for about 5 years. One time I swallowed one of the balls because it came unscrewed from the stick. One time in 5 years! It might not happen all the time, but it does happen.