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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 484
You deserved it 5 121

Same thing different taste

Top comments

damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.

PurpleSpaghetti 0

aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him

Comments

I didn't mean the dog dying was halarious you ******* retards. This fml is funny. That's what this sites here for, so people can read them and say hey at least my life doesn't suck that bad but no. People like you two years olds come on here and try and pick a fight. It's pathetic. Seriously. If you don't comprehend what a person is saying nor thinking maybe you should just shut your mouth and not try and make everyone else feel like shit. But hey, that's all people are here for now and days to bring everyone else ******* down because they don't feel good enough about themselves. This world is absolutely pathetic now and days. Hate doesn't make the world go round people. And saying I hope you get hit by a bus would be just as bad as if I was saying the dog dying was halarious. Seriously. Just wow. Pathetic.

the fml itself wasn't even funny.. just wow. seriously. totally. wow. pathetic. just. seriously.

50 that piece was spoken and worded exquisitely. I like your style kid.

^^Haha. My point exactly to this ******. ;)

just seriously. pathetic. wow just. just. pathetic. seriously. wow seriously.

FFML_314 11
FFML_314 11

I know, but that isn't helping.

FFML_314 11

I don't mind. It's a form of respect. :]

chinooonihc 0

"now and days" o.o' the world is pathetic indeed. . .

all women deserve respect. especially the smart ones. :)

FFML_314 11

Anna? Do I know you? Edit: If that was your way of telling me I'm smart, thank you.

Ludii_fml 0
Aldoxin 0

All you dog lovers make me want to vomit. Go help someone in need who cares about some dumb mutt.

technicaly, the laws of the roads says that if an animal crosses the road, you have to hit it if avoiding it will cause an accident

Aldoxin 0

50 you're my hero put these kids in their places.

TashaLenaKitty 0

Awwwh,that's so sad :( I'm sorry OP

kobebryant100 5

you should have went michael vick on that dog ... lol

Noooo! Poor doggy. :( :( Atleast you tried to avoid it.

How sad ... :( The dog's owners should have taken better care ...

Thanks to you missing and him hitting and feeling ba for te dog, we are interrogating him as we speak... For the murder of 3 humans. You just stopped a runaway fugitive

bad for the* stupid iPod. I'm not on... marijuana. just a typo... and the dog got a jaywalking ticket