Animals: Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid...

By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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Oanaj 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.

PurpleSpaghetti 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:28

aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him

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drumhellermd 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:58

not F your life, F their life!!

limejeans 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 19:12

that's so sad :( poor dog :( :( :(

dandaman83 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 19:36

you must be a bad drive you shouldnt have to swerve that hard unless u were goin 90 mph. good job btw i woulda honked n flashed the dog till it moved...

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 20:40

Bad chain of events there..

angeljewlz 7

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:31

they prob hit the dog cuz they were busy watching you swerve off the road. but still that's sad FYL and the poor dog who lost his! :(

kobebryant100 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:08

Dogs suck anyway, so fyl for damaging your poor car, I hope your car survived.

tj79 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:22

that's why you never swerve to mis an animal. don't risk your life or the life of others over an animal. that is unless it's big like a moose, elk, deer, cow, bear, or something like that.