Miscellaneous: Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The...

By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Dads gonna dad

By biggrl - 11/05/2021 08:00 - South Africa

Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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bluelabeled 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:17

oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

cheesesoda 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:45

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

Comments

generaleskimo 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:40

He isn't allowed to do that. SUE HIM FTW!

jcue13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:48

number 64 also has a small penis!! lol what do you care about the remedies?.. haha

sven25 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:59

Maybe its a grower not a shower?

AlwaysRejected 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:20

That sucks. Well, maybe not.

maxpowerd 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:57

Now, now...maybe up to this point he'd only worked on **** stars and NBA players. It's all relative, you know?

fuckinga 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 2:24

First of all, if you're going to an adult doctor, why are your parents with you? Secondly, this is a fake. There is absolutely no way that a doctor would go to your parents about any type if medical issue without your permission.

havingalaugh 9

Monday 25 February 2013 17:46

He could be underage

thermos26 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 8:31

definitely fake. doctor wouldn't do that without consent.

funkmetalbass 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:47

There are no cures for a small penis. Your doc is a fake, or this post is. I vothe the latter.

sc27 0

Friday 11 September 2009 0:22

sorry about that but dont feel bad. Maybe it goes bigger when you have a boner or somthing.

Jonathan33 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:37

you should get hidden penis surgery!! I saw it on manswers on spike tv cuz I'm such a douche and wear affliction shirts and have a fauxhawk and pretend to be in MMA!! there we go....