By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 147
You deserved it 4 105

Same thing different taste

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oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

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xxBAMFxx 0

There's no way he could deserve it. But seriously how could the doctor know unless your dick was at attention when he was talking to you. Really my dick looks small when it's just hanging there but when I'm ready to go it's a couple centimeters off eight inches. But to get to the point, the size of your dick could be hereditary; you probably got it from your dad .

You guys can find the remedies on the wall of public toilet

poeticpunk77 0

YDI for going to the doctor with your parents

ChrisLF82 0

Sounds made up honestly. idk many doctors that would do that. not to mention, if just any old regular doctor knew the secret to making your penis bigger, he'd be a lot richer,

heart_less777 0

sounds made up, no doctor would bring parents into the room for something like that. YDI for making that up. you fail go burn in hell

I agree that this is made up. No doctor is going to bring an adult patient's parents into the room for any reason unless the patient requests it. For your penis to be considered "abnormally small" it would have to be 2 inches or less, and even then, plenty of healthy men function normally with tiny penises. Unless you had pain or other symptoms of a disease, no doctor is going to make a big deal about you having a small willy.

Seriously, youve made the switch to adult doctor, but youre still bringing your parents with you??? Sorry about the tiny penis thing, but you really must've known about it before, so it cant be all that embarassing

Doc_Holliday 0

Dude, was the fleeting moment of sympathy really worth telling the world you have a small member? Here's a slogan for you: "Self Editing is Your Friend"

This has to be fake, patient confidentiality and such.