By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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bluelabeled 0

oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

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cheesesoda 0

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

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jonny2x4 0

Um, yeah, heheh. Your doctor knows some remedies, heheh. He wants to show you some of them, heheh. I mean he reeeeaaally wants to show you some, heheh. He says he has to gargle first, heheh.

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1965 0

If you're old enough to switch doctors, you're old enough to go by yourself. Why were your parents there?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Your doctor does know your penis could still be growing (assuming you're not 18), yes? I think I'll go with 88 on that (not the fake part), because this seriously seems like he's a quack after your money.

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esines 9

Actually, some guys' wieners grow into the 20's

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screwtayIor 0

You need steroids for your junk, man. How else are you gonna get the doctor to have buttsex with you?

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screwtayIor 0

did i double-post? :P

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qwerty123456789 0

There's no way to tell penis size accurately unless the person has a boner. I certainly hope you weren't having "Happy time" at the Dr.'s.

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bffa1234 0

Good thing for Penis Enlargement Pills

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DameGreyWulf 0

Another excellent point! Also, somewhere I read (from several places) that many men's penises don't stop growing until their mid twenties. So, since your parents were there and you just switched, OP, I believe I can safely assume you aren't that old, and coupling in a couple other FACTS (such as 107 and 88)... definitely the verdict is that your doctor knows dick about dicks.

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Starchild21 3

I have to agree as well. Without fully knowing his age and whether they checked his girth/growth or not, it would be hard to say whether he has a small dick or not. The fact that it's an adult doctor means that his idea of a penis is most likely based on that of an adult's. However pediatricians deal up to 14-18yo before they hand it off, so it's very hard to say. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Swirvia 0

and u post this online for millions to read because... u want the world to know u have a small dick?

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