By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

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tranger24 0

Dude my dad said the same thing. Guess what I'm. Sergeant in the Air Force.

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sadistic_chemica 0

No war will make you a man, join with good intentions and you will be rewarded

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lowshadows 21

ok guys as a fellow army soldier all I gotta say is this. we all.work for the same guy who signs our paychecks so I don't a **** who they say is better. OP whatever you choose is fine with me, competition theses days r ****** retarded. As long as I get paid makes no difference.

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Sigil 11

I'm sorry 787+ people, but no one deserves that!

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some_girl9 8

So go join and prove that asshole wrong!

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HunterAlpha1 8

the whole point of the Army is to take ******* and turn them into men! hope you don't get buttraped in the shower though, they're allowed to do that now :-(

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cunningchick 1

Don't worry thts wht the army is made up of,x)

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HeXr 22

Doesn't the army accept almost everyone? The "If you can hold a gun you can fight" thing, no?

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