By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

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nelsokev 6

He's just tryin to motivate you to be the best you can be. "I'll show him."

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cek31076 1

**** him! Join and show him you ain't no pussy

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structuredchaoz 4

If you can't take that bro, the army isn't for you. I commend you for considering it, but you should sack up and prove him wrong.

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YagerMiester95 8

Haha. My dad looks up to me for joining the marines. I guess he's not man enough. Lol

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recon14193 0

Tell him to shut up. He knows probably very little about the military (unless he is a vet which I doubt or he would encourage you if he is then he learned nothing serving). The military shapes you to make you stronger. If it is what you want do it and tell him he is wrong

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Xeera 1

pussy is fine, they mold you to what they need.

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chrisusmc 0

The army are a bunch of ******* jkjk I respect my bros of other branches but the marines are the true definition of a soldier... Semper fi and for my OCS friends ductus exemplo..

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cellar_door_06 0

Man is your dad wrong... The army will accept anyone! So you're safe no matter how much sand you have in your vag!

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kristina1124 3

Lmao! That's true. Ha your cute btw :)

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Kraft92 8

Prove him wrong. Join up if you want, it's your choice, nobody else's. Thanks for wanting to join and good luck if you do, I'm headed to MEPS in a few days myself, so I know how it is wanting to join!

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