Health: Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds...

By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 14:43 - United States - Herndon

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

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Roxas_hearts 27

Sunday 17 January 2016 6:36

That must've been a buzzkill.

wolfgirl310 20

Sunday 17 January 2016 6:31

Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.

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feven 32

Sunday 17 January 2016 7:01

Well at least you're alive.

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 7:10

What type of paintball gun you get?

spicyburrito 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 7:24

Did you try to shoot them?

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 17 January 2016 7:55

feel so guilty for laughing at this lmao ha ha ha!

mds9986 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 8:10

Why don't you bee more careful?

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 17 January 2016 9:40

Hornets are vindictive little bitches.

skycollapsed 5

Sunday 17 January 2016 10:58

you really should double check things to ensure there isn't anything you don't intend on shooting lurking around, paint ball or otherwise. ydi.

racheldeanne12 15

Sunday 17 January 2016 11:05

I accidentally stepped in a hornets nest once. Ice packs and benadryl. Lots and lots of benadryl.

l3g10n 10

Sunday 17 January 2016 11:45

I have had a run in with hornets they are terrifying. Bad luck but you are lucky lots of people have died from hornet attacks.

disasterlydeed 26

Sunday 17 January 2016 11:54

Oh, honey, I hope you get better soon!

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