Intimacy: Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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By weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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Crash92 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:09

Damn, I guess that means your pretty bad.

WildClown 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

Next time be a man and call her. Texting is for the weak.

Comments

omgitspoy 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:31

seriously if she was gonna do that at least she could have given you the wrong number

Phallus_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:43

Call her and tell her you are gay anyway...

Truan_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 6:50

You dumbass, this isn't all that bad it was an obvious one night stand, where she didn't want to see you again get over it, you stupid ****

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 8:34

22 explains it perfectly

CLICKHEREx 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:57

Just in case, check out: SEVERAL SEX MISTAKES MEN MAKE, PLUS TIPS, in section 0, at http://www.ezy-build.net.nz/~shaneris

cyxceven 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:59

The Booty Call.

brunions 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:04

I never call girls back unless they ask me to or end up calling me.

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:50

It's called a one-night stand. She wanted to keep it that way.

FMallnight 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:12

MAN, YOU GOT LAID WHATS THE WHINING ABOUT

The_Master 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:18

I'd say ur life's ****** bcuz ur whining about this. shut up n go get some more booty, and then tell them the same thing you got told the next day. that should make u feel better...or at least make you stop bitching