Intimacy: Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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By weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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Crash92 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:09

Damn, I guess that means your pretty bad.

WildClown 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

Next time be a man and call her. Texting is for the weak.

Comments

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:33

Why are you putting so much importance into some girl that you just met the other night? She's not that important. Your life is ****** though, if you continue thinking this way. Just find some other girls, sheesh.

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:20

lmmfao wow the people at my job are asking me why i'm laughing so hard lmfao

Giorgio272 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:06

well you where obviously here one regret. don't worry. but hey at least you didn't get any further with that slutty *****. if you need lovin' Gio has yo covered I got any kinda ass you need.

The_Anwser 0

Monday 2 August 2010 18:34

so she wanted a one night stand good for u this is wat every guy wants

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:04

haha drunken mistake?

kbm22 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:36

damn..

NightlyChecker 6

Monday 3 October 2011 4:44

Suck it up.

jackassiddy 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 16:45

you just met/hooked up with her the night before and you text her the next day to hang out again.. either you came off as clingy/ desperate or you made it seem like she was easy..