By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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Lilbabynid3 3

So did you send one?

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brick_man33 14

**** or gtfo, would have been a reasonable response too. sorry 'bout your boobies.

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cass1_l0ve 13

I believe she only got one boob bit... O.o but hey, that's a plus side for her! Cause then when she sent the pic (if she did) then he wouldn't be able to see how uneven they are xD

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blackstar994 5

I'm sure there was two sides to this story..

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I agree with him. Pics or it didnt happen.

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PeeblesWiggins 0

And go ahead and dump the rest of him too. :P

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Clavey 6

Why? He just wanted to see her chest, it's perfectly normal(:

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mimeshadow 1

Lol. U got some boyfriend.

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flockz 19

i bet W feels bad now.

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mintyfroyo 0

What does he mean by "it didn't happen?"

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ilikeapplejuice 7

it's a phrase used primarily stating that the person doesn't believe their claim unless it's shown by a picture for proof.

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cupcakemonster12 0

That question mark should have gone outside the quotation mark.

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cass1_l0ve 13

^ hey, really??? Punctuation nazi much?!? That was the most pointless comment ever. There's no need to point out a simple punctuation mistake. Like, what a major party pooper that is.

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mintyfroyo 0

Thank you 45, I don't know why I didn't get it.

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