Health: Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell...

By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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Punned

By 4fingerdiscount - 13/09/2016 11:07 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML

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By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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Loser

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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Lilbabynid3 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:01

So did you send one?

pointless07 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:01

douche.

Comments

Arxikist 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:31

The Doctors will have fun stitching that up.. Sounds like the start of a **** video.

cristy91 33

Friday 30 December 2011 0:29

"Oh doctor, this big bad dog bit me! I'm afraid all my sexy sexy adipose tissue is now exposed!" "Don't worry about that, I'll fix you up gooood. Nurse, bring in the love potion and my superfly sex stitches" *bowchikawowow*

RileySue50 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:35

He just wanted to see some boobs! Cmon now..ha just kidding he should have been with you at the hospital.

wazupsuckaa 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:07

sounds kinky

MullerMadness 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:17

Low life loser

xSorry_fml 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:18

What's so bad about him wanting a pic of the dog?

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:18

I would be livid.

cupcakemonster12 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:41

Maybe he thought you were pranking him that happens and then he'd have rushed to the hospital to maybe fine you not there and perfectly fine

perdix 29

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:41

He was just wanting to see if you're disfigured enough that he has to dump you. It could save him the cost of a bunch of flowers and a trip to the hospital.