By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)

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Youdontwinfriend 0

Isn't "lick" also a slang for beating someone? "Getting a licking" = "getting a beating"?

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Ajjas013 6

Yeah in the old Tom Sawyer books. Eg. "I'm gonna lick you so hard..."

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cinnaluna 0

Ahahaha. Maybe that wasn't the best example... XD

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infest0125 0

Lick and kick can mean the same thing, if we go way back to Tom Sawyer. Your girlfriend better know this.

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iknowthatguy 0

Unless your girlfriend is snickerdoodles and is a grammar Nazi, I'm sure the spelling mistake/autocorrection will be fine. definitely not an FML!!!

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Shokz992 0

Hey, you know what? Some people give a crap when others find it impossible to follow grammatical rules they should have known since they were nine; don't cry about it.

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Maddoctor 10

Shokz...shut up. If you've read any of snickerdoodles' comments, you'd know what iknowthatguy is talking about.

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boopityboppity 11

I've read a great deal of snickerdoodles' comments, but I still don't think she deserves all the slander she gets. Do you mind explaining your bias?

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Maddoctor 10

Yes, people tend to dislike others who present their views in a rude/obnoxious manner, especially if done multiple times. It's happened to more than one user.

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time_bomb55 0

haha my phone does the samething it sux sometimes

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gothymama 0

While mildly amusing, this really isn't an FML. She's not going to break up with you over a simple typo.

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