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By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Breaking news

By ApparentlyEmo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By Kristinmarsh08 - 29/10/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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knoxxx 22

Saturday 12 July 2014 1:07

Dang, how long has it been since you talked to your mom?

notabeachbabe 13

Saturday 12 July 2014 1:06

Well I bet that was an awkward conversation..

Comments

LiliLatte 15

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:23

Were you not invited to the wedding? That's cruel

aliyahstars 7

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:45

So fakeee, if your parents were getting divorced depending how old you one would have to take you into custody and I your over 18 you would still be notified by the state and they would ask you stuff and ya. Sooo fakke

ezio416 6

Saturday 12 July 2014 7:49

Could be a second honeymoon

ceelos97 16

Saturday 12 July 2014 9:44

How long has it been since you talked to your parents

katebond 16

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:28

Surprise!!!!

slyde32 12

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:33

I'm beginning to think a lot of people comment with out reading the full post "OR THAT MY PARENTS HAD JUST GOTTEN DIVORCED"

blackonblight 32

Saturday 12 July 2014 22:21

OP might be just assuming the divorce happened, and those mentioning second honeymoons are offering an alternative, that the reason OP wasn't told about a divorce was because there wasn't one.