By Liz - 09/06/2011 04:21 - United States

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Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML
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nananabatmannnn 0

Prepared to act offended? That's why no one likes you. Playing hard to get is for middle schoolers. And wear sunscreen unless you want to look like leather chaps by the time you're thirty.

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Carpy 8

OP, why the hell would you prepare to act offended if you were wanting to flirt? Isn't that kinda like being a bitch to a guy but then also wanting his attention? Grow up. If you don't want guys looking at your rack then stop showing them when you're out. If you want a guy to flirt with you, try talking to him like you're not an attention-seeking bitch & tell him you're interested. Playing hard to get is for middle-schoolers.

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ribbyc80 0

turns out the guy really was looking at a flake...

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jackiemoonthepro 5

ydi for having nice ****

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Alicia17C 2

it doesn't say she has nice ****. just that her flaky sunburned **** are more attractive then her face...

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cardo73189 0

Good excuse to stare at her **** right in front of her

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XmyviolentheartX 13

You should have told him they got flaky because ppl like him were staring them down with their laser eyes. (lol all X-men like xD)

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MizzErikaHart 8

I thought what 21 said was kinda funny 

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Are you asking me or telling, you do know what a question mark is right? HINT: It is when asking something. So no, I will not "stfu". ^_^

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Kawboy 1

113.. so far is seems that 18 people are telling you to stfu... so... sshhh

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Not at all 128. All that means is that "18 people didn't like my comment". On the other hand, I only see 1 (two including yourself) Questioning me to "stfu". So technically, you're wrong. ^_^ And lastly, I am not here to please people, so I will do as I please. =] Have a good day! =D

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britt93 7

if youre not here to please people then stop replying to get the last word. youre really annoying. are you twelve? my twelve year old brother talks like you.

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Jalb_alex91 5

Uhm ... I'll use the same technique ... Lol so i'll say every good looking girl the same ... Thanks :) ...

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dadof2 4

ummm hate to point it out if hes lookin at peeling skin on your **** then hes lookin there and not your face just sayin

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resplendencerino_fml 3

he'd rather look at your FLAKY **** than your face. how embarassing.

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MrSassypants 33

Well atleast you were partially right. You can still try to flirt if you want. Show your sun peel gggiiiirrrlll.

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sparkjolt 10

I bet he thought they were hot though.

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danz123 7

Don't flatter yourself. Guys CAN control themselves. If, God forbid, we look anywhere other than your face, that we may have a reason other than perving.

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