By Liz - 09/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 211
You deserved it 42 672
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

nananabatmannnn 0

Prepared to act offended? That's why no one likes you. Playing hard to get is for middle schoolers. And wear sunscreen unless you want to look like leather chaps by the time you're thirty.

200 8
Carpy 8

OP, why the hell would you prepare to act offended if you were wanting to flirt? Isn't that kinda like being a bitch to a guy but then also wanting his attention? Grow up. If you don't want guys looking at your rack then stop showing them when you're out. If you want a guy to flirt with you, try talking to him like you're not an attention-seeking bitch & tell him you're interested. Playing hard to get is for middle-schoolers.

115 6

Comments

tjsomethin 9

Going to too many nude beaches I guess.

1 0
BrunetteBabe4 0

lmfao, thats hilarious :D

1 1
Lidiya8lml 0

an early start to skin cancer. you r one step closer

4 1
turtle_brigade 0

people seem extremely concerned about skin cancer nowadays.... if all you know about the causes of skin cancer is that sunburn causes it, then you have no idea. there are many, many other factors involved.

3 1
ScuseMePrincess 2

YDI for leaving your peeling melons exposed.

1 0
thecovert 7

He was looking at your ****, make no mistake.

1 0
rhpsfan9 10

well least he's trying to help

0 0
SunDropGirl 0

you know I'm ashamed to say this has happened to me before... except I wasn't planning on flirting cause he was fugly and a major creeper!!

2 7
EvilDave 13

I am betting you thought he was a "major creeper" because he wasn't hot. Don't want everyone, including "fugly" guys to stare at your ****? Don't wear revealing clothes. Oh, and the fugly guy can get plastic surgery or in other way change his appearance. You will always be a shallow bitch.

14 1
goshpeople 4

So, so true, #68. Girls can use this strategy in different ways depending on the guy who's looking at her exposed cleavage. "Fugly" guy? Act offended and morally superior when he glances at your chest, making him feel ashamed of a natural action PROVOKED by your clothing choices. Hot guy you're attracted to? Smile coyly, wink, and/or flirt to your heart's content, feeling powerful that you've grabbed his attention when normally perhaps he wouldn't look at you twice.

5 1
a_nutritionist 10

honestly though girls get too caught up on this crap. its not uncommon for people to just gaze around and lose track of where their eyes are focusing, and dont have to be perving to have looked at your chest. i cant even remember the last time i looked at a girls chest but i get the feeling there are plenty of girls who think they 'caught' me.

3 1
spartan522114 0

I get have never once been 'caught' generally because the girls like the attention.

0 0
khlinka 0

Lol I love *****. They make me feel so much better about myself!

0 2