Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire...

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 04:01 - United States

Today, I mowed our lawn without being asked. My sister wouldn't stop yelling at me for not checking with her, because she wanted the grass to get long enough to "play jungle" in. My mom sided with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 20:44 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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lifeislife_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:09

Do it in spirals next time!

tarheel22893 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:15

For being ungrateful, you should punish him by mowing a giant penis into the yard,,, or if you want to be really mean,, you could make that original penis, label it "average", and then mow in a comparably small one and label it "Dad/his actual name" (by labeling, I mean you mow the words average and dad/his actual name below the respective penises) and then take a picture of both from the roof of your house and send them to all his know acquaintances (from an anonymous email address) and then mow the areas around them to hide your handiword

Comments

aback 4

Monday 27 July 2009 23:41

Defoliant. Use it to spell out creative and apt phrases.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:48

Kill the lawn. There, no more vertical lines.

Fogie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:40

DUUUUUDE you look kinda scary. i see you comment all the FMLs i read

rustyrox 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:54

a clear example of when men PMS

andelizastrin 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:28

I understand what you mean, some people like their lawns a certain way. However, grass grows back. He could have just been grateful that she did it at all, and then had it done the way he likes next time. Problem solved!

BigSky 5

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:09

It's good to change up the mowing from time to time. Your dad is just an ungrateful S.O.B. Sorry he doesn't appreciate your initiative.

Tenor_Sax_Man 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:15

That's why little girls don't mow.

GreenAlbatross 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:18

Divide the lawn into quadrants and mow each section in a different pattern. Then, get some defoliant and cover the whole lawn with polka-dots or plaid patterning. You can also scatter a bunch of dandelion seeds for a bit of extra pizazz and nuisance.

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:18

Get em janderson

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:41

hahahaha im sorry but i actually laughed out loud for this one.......what's the difference between verticle & horizontal cutting???

rocksocks 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:54

YDI for being so pathetic that you would go mow the 2 acre lawn for no other reason then wanting a pat on the head. what are you a dog? get your own brain.