By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0

Do it in spirals next time!

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tarheel22893 0

For being ungrateful, you should punish him by mowing a giant penis into the yard,,, or if you want to be really mean,, you could make that original penis, label it "average", and then mow in a comparably small one and label it "Dad/his actual name" (by labeling, I mean you mow the words average and dad/his actual name below the respective penises) and then take a picture of both from the roof of your house and send them to all his know acquaintances (from an anonymous email address) and then mow the areas around them to hide your handiword

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Nightfallz 0

grass is supposed to be cut a certain way. ydi for disrupting the natural man order of things

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mello_player 0

Last time I was told to cut the lawn, I drew shapes with the lawn mower. Nobody is gonna have me do that again xD

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luvmybby0623 0

I hate it when parents are ungrateful and stupid.

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blooop_fml 0

I mean it makes sense.. who cuts their grass in vertical lines. wtf?

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frenchyboy 0

hahahahahaha that's so something my dad would do

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inside_joke 0

wow. FYL! next time while he's out, dig out huge chunks to make sand traps and mow it as shittily as possible. i.e. different shapes, patterns, lengths, etc. or next time he's out mowing, throw huge sticks in his path.

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fucklifeee 0

no, you're just an idiot for not knowing what an acre is.

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