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By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Thursday 11 December 2014 18:08

If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.

mentallizzard 19

Thursday 11 December 2014 18:09

you sir have a bad sense of humor

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Duriexp 20

Friday 12 December 2014 0:55

The ****, dude?

superspooky 13

Friday 12 December 2014 0:59

what possessed you to do that? how is that "fun"?

grogers311 20

Friday 12 December 2014 1:11

What are you, 7?

chinita1214 8

Friday 12 December 2014 1:35

Seriously how old are you ?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 12 December 2014 6:25

Do you still have a job?

Murkyy 15

Friday 12 December 2014 7:07

Did you get shitcanned?

ona16 22

Friday 12 December 2014 8:15

Should have yelled "YOU'RE FIRED!" The walked away like nothing happened.

ligerzero459 24

Friday 12 December 2014 8:43

This has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day. In what universe would that even be a cool idea?

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 12 December 2014 18:32

Idiot

RogueWarrior869 23

Friday 12 December 2014 19:48

Nothing unlucky about doing something you shouldn't have to begin with. I really hope you learned something about behaving more professional on the job from this.