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By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
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marcranger 28

If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.

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mentallizzard 19

you sir have a bad sense of humor

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SarahSB 4

Potty time is private time! You're not unlucky, you're a douche!

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keeks46 12

That was really stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if you lost your job.

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VampOfSavannah 31

I hope you got fired. Why the hell would you do something like that? Would you like it if someone did that to you? I highly doubt it.

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captainsmegma 12

He may have been constipated. Maybe you scared the shit out of him and will get promoted.

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Lylliaah 15

leave the grand theft auto play at home moron, lmao

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shelglo 5

first off op being that you're a woman what's wrong with you?! Hope you get fired.

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limabeans101029 20

Pretty sure that it's ******* weird for either gender to kick open bathroom doors

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Tarlachia 33

"Today, being the boss I am, I thought it would be fun to randomly fire someone. Today's lucky winner is the asshole who kicked in the bathroom door while I was in there. I shat myself."

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mrmcleod 29

"Today while taking a dump I forgot to lock the bathroom door on a unisex bathroom, one of my female employees came bathing in on me. I don't know who's more embarrassed, her or me. FML"

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mosquito19 14

you know what's even more fun? unemployed.

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