Money: Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

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By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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tick_tock 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:06

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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DeeJayD 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:02

YDI for being a dick.

Aw_Geez 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:04

I knew a special ed. kid in high school who had a fixation on picking up loose change he found on the ground. A few pranksters glued some quarters on the floor of the cafeteria and watched this poor kid try to pick them up until his fingers bled. They still laughed.

cousteau 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:53

Hahaha that is hilarious.

Inyourendo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:01

You can get arrested for defacing the Queens coins tho... even though my Chemistry teachers put a 2 pence coin in a bunsen burner to see if it glowed :L

poolshark 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:21

Funny, #42! That's all I could think of when I read this one. WARREN!!!!!

VegasMade702 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:14

oh my god #54....thats so ****** up....but it made me laugh.... :)

bcmg44 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:22

Higher authority nowadays are so uptight. You can't prank anyone for anything anymore. Just a couple weeks ago a friend of mine sent a harmless prank email to another student in our dorm and got fined for mail fraud and identity theft. It's ridiculous. Fifty years from now we're probably not going to be able to even tell a joke without being reported for public display of falsity.

bcmg44 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:28

Higher authority nowadays are too uptight. You can't prank anyone anymore. Just a couple weeks ago one of my friends in my dorm sent a harmless prank email to someone and was fined for mail fraud and identity theft. Fifty years from now we're not going to be able to tell a joke because of public display of falsity or something.