By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 537
You deserved it 101 383

Same thing different taste

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tick_tock 0

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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GirlWhoCriedOW 0

#28: You're kinda a douche aren't you? You know women can do other things with there day? I know it's a shock to your fragile life, but it's true. and #12: I realize other people have pointed it out, but there is a law about defacing currency. Perhaps before telling people they are liars you should do your research also, to everyone who thinks so, why does this sound like a good plan? You get your kicks from being mean to others?

This reminds me of Empire Records. "Who the hell glued all these quarters to the floor?" "I don't feel like I have to explain my art to you, Warren." Good movie. I suggest you watch it if you want to continue gluing quarters to the ground.

Haha, you deserve that for being a diiiiick~

Hahah splendid idea to test for idiots! Hrmh I can see if you were making duplicates of money to use but you were jus gluing it onto cement. Which isn't worth all that trouble, the most he could have done was told you to take your change and don't do it again- but lesson learned, better luck next time buddy & duh be aware of your surrounding hahah.

What an ass of a cop. Superglue comes off with water, you were hardly defacing currency. Vandalism, maybe, but still a flaky charge at best.

freddie_fml 0

You totally deserved it. I hate douchebags who do stuff like that.

Dearest #39 and #40: I'm a woman, thank you very much and I'm NOT a douche. And I fail to find a reason for anyone at all to tell someone to "get a life". What makes anyone superior enough to judge whether anyone's life is interesting or not? And my "ironic" example was an emphasis to the most lifeless things any female could do, in which I see alot of lately. Because I'm pretty sure not anyone of you would like it if anyone would point a finger on your lives, so don't act like saints and give me crap just because for a split second you might've thought I was a guy. Doesn't that seem a bit hypocritical to you? Thought so. :)

coffeennicotine 0

You deserved it for being a dumbass. Seriously, what is wrong with people today.

Yeah, gg on ripping off Empire Records. Can't say I blame you though, AJ was hot.