By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
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ChenEighty 20

I feel like every FML that starts with "I thought it'd be funny/cool" ends in the same way, and they always deserved it.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Was stupid enough to do it once : I ended up with a lump the size of a chicken egg.

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starile 19

Pft, that's nothing. The lump on my head hatched out a velociraptor.

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brokenman5 6

Well who told you to play with balls ...,,,

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HowieDoIt 21

On a scale of one to an idiot, you're an idiot.

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martinfml 8

LOGIC, man, logic. Just a note, the same goes for a vehicle's tire.

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Welshite 39

There are those few unlucky people like OP who have to watch everything they do. Who knows, tearing that sheet of paper might end up with them bleeding from a severed carotid artery.

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AshleaJstudent 16

I can see it now, the crowd cheering as he swings...and he's out of here! (to the ER...)

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olpally 32

Way to go, dumb ass. While you're at it, go stick your fingers in an electrical outlet as well. Lol. Good lord. YDI.

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perdix 29

At least you didn't strike out! The humiliation of whiffing on a basketball would be far more painful than the injury you sustained from hitting it.

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perdix 29

While we're on the topic of mismatched sporting goods, don't hit a golf ball with a tennis racquet.

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jw90 18

When good ideas go wrong..

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