Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired'...

By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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You deserved it 36 079

By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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You deserved it 6 457

By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

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tonyfreakindavis 1

Monday 13 February 2012 18:22

Hahahahahaha omg I'm so about to do that

chubby_choco 17

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:43

This would make more sense if it read: "Today, my douchebag friend put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my car. Guess who's walking everywhere now? FML."

zanboonan 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:52

If they have insurance they get full blue book price for their car! Maybe it's a good thing.

helpfulperson 9

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:23

Challenge accepted?

brit_brit96 3

Monday 1 April 2013 7:58

**** your life? No. **** your friends life..

rjdare 11

Monday 6 April 2015 17:08

You sir are a douchebag

nerfnidalee 17

Monday 23 November 2015 22:46

Man, **** your friend's life. You're an asshole, OP.

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