Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 795

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 357

By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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You deserved it 37 602

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 15 591

Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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You deserved it 7 931

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 080

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

Righty0 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:15

FYLLLL

brainwascht 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:16

I don't think it really matters that he was fighting with a girl bc she agreed to it, but haha, YDI for even fighting with someone!

lexi_m87 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:17

Lmfao mmmm yummmy someone had a big ol bowl of fail this morning hahahaha

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:19

THAT'S why guys aren't supposed to hit girls. It's not because girls are weaker and delicate, it's that they'd kick your ass if you pick a fight with them.

somesecretname 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:21

i love how, instead of assuming the obvious (which is that the poster was playfighting, which is kinda normal, with their girl friend and accidentally got hurt) everyone assumes hes some kind of crazy woman beater who provoked her for hours until she broke out of her clothes hulk style because of a drastic need for self defense from this monster

stinkybutt 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:21

well why would you want to fight a girl if you think you're so much stronger than her? i'm glad you got your ass beat. mannersss!

EXc0municated 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:21

You deserve that whole heartedly. I'm all for poking fun... but know when to stop. and if you can't figure that one out then you certainly did when she turned around and whooped your ass. Dumbass.