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By Ramis182 - 16/12/2013 08:52 - United States - Auburn

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

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Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Invaded - 18/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I thought I had fully patched up the hole in the wall near the stairs. I was proven wrong when I heard my cat screaming and hissing near it. The black cat who lives in my backyard decided to say hi, which my cat didn't take too kindly to. She absolutely whooped his ass. Not a fun thing to wake up to. FML

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Monday 16 December 2013 16:22

Well of course you've got puncture wounds. You peed on her and scratched her. Poor cat.

birdly 3

Monday 16 December 2013 16:21

Who's pee stains?

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Tali147 16

Monday 16 December 2013 16:40

Were they YOUR pee stains?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 16 December 2013 16:53

aww poor kitty it was just scared of a superior animal.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 16 December 2013 18:18

Dogs aren't superior to cats and cats aren't superior to dogs. Get over it. People need to stop acting like just because they don't like cats or dogs that they're not as great as the other.

Narttu 20

Monday 16 December 2013 16:54

There is a right and a wrong way to introduce pets. Clearly you chose the wrong way.

sexysaltshaker 11

Monday 16 December 2013 16:57

Now you know, haha :)

darwinism 30

Monday 16 December 2013 16:59

Keep trying OP. Persistence is the key!

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 16 December 2013 17:00

Sorry OP, YDI on thiis one. Dogs and cats usually don't get along, most people know this.

gracehi 31

Monday 16 December 2013 17:21

Not true, necessarily. It depends on the individual animals. I had two Cocker Spaniels who grew up with cats and they got along with cats very well. When we'd bring a new kitten in the home, they'd be very sweet and protective of her. People would ask how the cats got along with the dogs and we'd tell them that the cats got along with the dogs better than they got along with each other, and it was true. The cats were known to fight a lot, but it wasn't unusual to see one of them cuddling with one of the dogs.