By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 15:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML
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maydayyparade 27

that's 100% his fault, he should have actually blocked the punch and not be a little bitch about it

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dramaelf 37

Don't worry, he doesn't have a case. And you don't want a whiner like that teaching you anyway.

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Titan_Slayer 21

I hope that you don't give up on martial arts because of this. Find a different school.

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Carlitosfmc 18

For me, it's clear you have surpassed your master

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8djht8 19

Sounds like this sensei doesn't deserve that title. AWWWW did the poor wittle martial arts master get a boo boo? goo goo gaa gaa, the whole school should jump him. He brings great dishonor to his family.

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SolidSteak 5

Find a real dojo and tell your instructor he's a ******* know-nothing pussy.

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lechatsurletable 14

Well hey, at least you've been saved from practicing bullshido, right?

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randommanwill 11

The answer is simple: join the rival dojo, make sure you have the best kung fu ever, and then do and defeat your former sensei in mortal kombat. In all seriousness, don't worry about his threats. In that line of work, it's reasonably foreseeable that he would get hit, and if the students in the class back you up, he has nothing to stand on if he tries to sue you. You're better off finding a different instructor anyway. By the way, what style do you practice?

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xxWTFxx1981 23

I wouldn't worry about the police as long as there are other witnesses. Plus even the dumbest if cops should realize you were in a martial arts class. It's a contact sport.... lol

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