By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 15:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML
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maydayyparade 27

that's 100% his fault, he should have actually blocked the punch and not be a little bitch about it

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dramaelf 37

Don't worry, he doesn't have a case. And you don't want a whiner like that teaching you anyway.

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townailz 16

"Karate instructor sues for getting beat up by student" could see that as a headline. Seems to me like you don't need his help

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iWantSprite 12

At least now you know he's clearly not really about that life. Now you can find an actual sensei who applaudes instead of cries when one of his students is able to land a hit.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, yeah, as a fighter, if your instructor can't be arsed to follow his own instructions and can't take a punch, he's a shitty instructor.

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nickie_94 18

He's just mad that you made him look bad. Not much of a sensei

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Ihavegas 22

occupational hazard he cant do shit

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Why aren't you teaching the class instead?

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Zilten 10

Failing to block your punch probably brought disgrace to him and his family, but he seems like too much of a whiny bitch to commit sepukku

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thisisthestupid 18

If he really calls the cops on you he doesn't have a case cause it's a physical class you have legal right to beat the shot out of him

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dtdrpepperguy 14

Pretty sure this FML is fake. Thats literally too much stupidity to actually exist.

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Xion0014 20

I'd get my money back lol this guy is teaching you but can't block a punch?

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