Today, I threw paint on a jerk canvassing for Donald Trump. Later,... - FML

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By Fuck Trump - 29/10/2024 23:02 - United States

Today, I threw paint on a jerk canvassing for Donald Trump. Later, I got a huge bill for replacing his expensive suit. Don't want your suit wrecked? Don't campaign for a racist fascist piece of shit. FML

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cmurffy3 1

Wednesday 6 November 2024 16:47

you are definitely the P.O.S people are allowed to have different views and beliefs just because they don’t match yours doesn’t give you the right to assault someone

Hangryko 29

Friday 1 November 2024 5:05

I have no love for Trump as well, but assaulting someone is not only illegal, but leaves a bad impression on the rest of us.

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Hangryko 29

Friday 1 November 2024 5:05

I have no love for Trump as well, but assaulting someone is not only illegal, but leaves a bad impression on the rest of us.

cmurffy3 1

Wednesday 6 November 2024 16:47

you are definitely the P.O.S people are allowed to have different views and beliefs just because they don’t match yours doesn’t give you the right to assault someone

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