By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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shanayna1462 0

woooow. guys, youre all fighting over a little FML submission. my opinion on this FML is that its very funny(: and i would prolly do something like that to get back at my mom. dont call me a bitch, its just life and how teenagers are. welcome to the new century.

i would beat that little hell child to within an inch of her life.

Should i make her worlds real? just joking..

This girl needs an ass whoopin. nuff said.

I am a powerful supporter that kids should allowed to be physically punished. In this case, she would have best used that phone to call Child Services for what I would do to her.

murphy22 6

wow, what is that girl learning from her friends and from her school?? i'd talk to the parents of the brats friends and find out what they think and if thier kid has done the same thing. I Also suggest sending your kid to a therapist and see if she may have bipolar disorder, i only say this because my sister did the same thing only in public at the store when she didnt get my parents to buy what she wanted and she was the same age maybe a bit older. keep trying though, grounding your kid was good, now the only thing that needs to be done is find out where the hell she is getting ideas to scream rape over small things like losing a phone. :) hang in there and blessed be

This is precisely why I don't intend on having children. You could always send her to boarding school.