By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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joljenni 6

I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)

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Theater_Chef_3 30

Someone sounds a little insecure with sexualities

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allplayedout 20

Because nothing says "lesbian" like "threesome with a man..." and that's ignoring every other absurd thing about this FML or this comment...

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TallMist 32

The point of being a lesbian means not being attracted to men. Including sexual attraction. Why would a lesbian have sex with a man and why do people think "threesome!" as soon as they hear "lesbian", "gay", or "bi"? The LGBT is more than a sexual fetish.

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JazNim17 18

And I don't think we need to be rewarding him for insecure and immature assumptions, anyways.

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outfielder55 17

And he's complaining why?

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TallMist 32

Because a lesbian isn't attracted to men?

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FalloutScrolls 25

Isn't it great how compliments on physical appearance automatically mean flirting/sexual attraction to some people? What ever happened to just being nice?

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darkspartan 19

My girlfriend lefts to become lesbian :(

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jessie_xoxo113 4

I always say that to my friends to boost up there confidence

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Nobody can be that dumb. Most probably looking for any excuse to break up.

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band13geek 16

Being in high school, #40, I can tell you that people really can be that stupid. And sometimes, they can be even stupider. (Apparently, hugging a friend means that you two are lesbian lovers!)

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TriggerDays 15

it seems someone doesn't know how compliments work. Sorry, I think your boyfriend has a serious case of dumbass.

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rainbowsRlove 15

you were probably staring at her chest while saying it huh lol be careful thats how the gay starts I suggest shock therapy now good thing you got that wise boyfriend to notice the signs before it became too late! haha

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