By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Why doesn't he just cheat on you like everyone else does? Speedy recovery.

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rhapsodys 12

Because cheating is obviously the answer.

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bigt529 4

i hate people that continue a relationship just because of the sex..... i think op should have a serious talk with him

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muffinlovexD 12

My boyfriend did the same thing when I got my tonsils taken out, I feel your pain OP.

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jem970 19

You arent still with him are you?????

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danielhartlesss 13

@36 I think the real age old question is would you finish while giving yourself head haha

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metalhead4740 14

Well look on the bright side. If he's that freaked out then that just means your really good at it.

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gregkingsley 4

You must give GREAT head then.

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