Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me.... - FML

By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Top comments

tikimuppet 11

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:04

So your boyfriend loves you for something other than your looks? Am I reading this wrong or is this the opposite of an fml? ;/

catfish_charlie 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:03

great boyfriend

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rachilio 26

Friday 3 February 2012 12:53

At least he loves you.......

Irakli_1 27

Monday 6 February 2012 15:49

and your problem is?

gazettefan42 8

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:37

My uncle said that about my aunt

lyssy_lovee 4

Saturday 1 March 2014 21:36

Well, I know that can be hurtful, but look on the bright side! He loves you for something other than your looks and loves you enough to be honest with you .

mad_softball 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:54

Not an otp I guess. Otp= One True Pair

abc_1_2_3 12

Friday 11 July 2014 23:09

why are you complaing? At least you know he loves you..

acke01 14

Friday 12 September 2014 14:53

Yes... Yes he was

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 9 March 2016 4:33

That sounds to me like the point of a relationship... Personality is primary...

Cinis 13

Saturday 19 March 2016 2:49

I think. . . Yeah. This is something my own boyfriend would say to me. Lol.

Unlucky1232 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 2:13

ah **** up. I mean he was trying to sound sweet but yeah **** up. At least you know he loves you right?

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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Today, my brother spent the whole day making a harpoon out of an old Tiki torch to bring on vacation with us to Sauble Beach, and he plans on using this contraption. On the beach. With all of us there to watch. He's 17 years-old. FML

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Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML

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Today, I was asked for ID to purchase decorative scissors. I was buying them to make my wedding decorations. FML

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Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

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